Joe Rogan Hates Post Malone’s Face Tattoos But Thinks He’s A "Really Talented Guy"


Joe Rogan and his guest Bryan Callen also spoke about the Jason Derulo bulge controversy.

Each episode the Joe Rogan Experience is entertaining for different reasons. Usually, you can expect a learning experience from Rogan’s wide array guests. If not, you can certainly anticipate a good laugh or two. Closing out last week, Rogan brought on Bryan Callen to chat for three hours about a myriad topics but when they started discussing face tattoos at the 2:20:00 mark, things truly got interesting.

Joe Rogan Hates Post Malone's Face Tattoos But Thinks He's A "Really Talented Guy"
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The two began speaking about tattoos in general when Joe Rogan questioned if anyone has ever gotten a penis tattoo. They discussed that for a moment before bringing up the topic face tats with Post Malone as a focus. Clearly, Rogan is a fan  the man’s music but his face tattoos don’t put a smile on his face. “Post Malone in the 1970s, they would just lock him in jail, there’s something wrong with this kid. Why are you drawing on your face?” asked the comedian. Callen chimed in by saying his facial markings are the “dumbest craziest shit” he’s ever seen in his life. “‘Always Tired’ on his face… great musician though. Really talented guy but, like, hey, cut that out,” added Rogan.

The duo goes on to discuss penis tattoos in grander detail directly afterwards before discussing social media’s censorship Jason Derulo’s bulge in recent weeks. They also speak about the size The Game‘s member in case anybody is looking for that…