"Aladdin" Gets Remade As A Porn Parody Called "Aladdick"


This is really, really bad.

With Aladdin ficially hitting theatres tonight, a porn studio has decided to make a timely parody the live-action classic. One the most anticipated movies the entire year is nearly upon us and much like with every other blockbuster, adult entertainment companies are looking to make some money f the blockbuster. After porn searches went up by an insane margin when Avengers: Endgame premiered, Pornhub has just released a teaser clip for their new Aladdick film which, course, is a parody the Will Smith-starring movie.

"Aladdin" Gets Remade As A Porn Parody Called "Aladdick"
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As reported by Complex, the video is presented by WoodRocket, featuring a man in all blue make-up who introduces himself “a fuckin’ genie,” an unconvincing actress looking for someone “daddy enough” to sleep with her, and Aladdick, the title character. The two-minute-long preview features the crew singing along to some very cringe-worthy tunes, the genie saying how embarrassed he is to even be cast in the film, and some censored action. The standard version the parody porn will release today for free while an extended edition will be exclusive to Pornhub Premium subscribers. 

If you’re actually interested in checking this out, peep the ficial synopsis: “When Princess Jizzman goes looking for a prince to satisfy her royal genitals, she comes across Aladdick over and over again. With the help his Vagenie and flying carpet, he disguises himself as Prince All D. But will evil Jafuck, screw him over?”

Bruh… what? Who signs f on this kind stuff?