Trade Voorhees Wishes Everyone an Early “Happy Saturday the 14th” (Album Review)

Las Vegas, Nevada emcee/producer Trade Voorhees celebrating his birthday weekend by putting out his 4th full-length studio album through Bandcamp a day early. Since 2001, he’s been steadily hustlin’ within the Sin City underground by putting out a a trilogy of eponymous full-lengths in addition to 5 EPs & 14 mixtapes. I even had the honor of meeting him at the 2021 Gathering of the Juggalos during the last day of that year’s festival & it was all love. Continuing the spirit of his Saturday the 14th series however, Trade’s wishing everyone a Happy Saturday the 14th.

The self-produced title track happens to be drumless intro talking about how it’s a celebration up in this bitch whereas “16mm (Spooky Movie)” takes the ominous trap route instrumentally cautioning to make sure your house is fully lit since he’s creepin’ in the shadows. “This Should Be Televised” shifts gears into piano boom bap territory to talk about his greatness being common sense, but then “Rainy Dayz” featuring LEROYCHOPS maintains the kicks & snares suggesting another day being another chance to hustle.

“Rainy Dayz 2” picks up right where the predecessor left off removing the drums in favor of going for an atmospheric direction having no doubt he’s one of the best just before the 78 second “Dirty Forever” brings a cool lo-fi vibe to it coming to terms with himself being an anomaly. “Life Goes On” heads for a funky boom bap direction suggesting the best days come from not giving a fuck leading into “Barracuda” maintaining the rawness talking about the long grind he’s been on.

The somber boom bap tone of “I’m 37, I’m Not Old” spends a minute & a half reflecting on his 37 birthday coming up this weekend while “Killswitch” boasts that he & Johnny Millz have that same very safety mechanism on them. “$1M Idea” drops ideas as if the ads will pay him while the lo-fi “Rob Zombie Movie” talks about making everyone lose it. The closer “Selfishness” featuring Proper Like I ties it all up with them tired of waking up unimpressed with shit.

Paying attention to Trade through his collaborations with Chapter 17/Psychopathic Records in-house producer and Lazy & Crazy Clothing founder Shaggytheairhead these past several years, Happy Saturday the 14th is easily one of the most important entries in his discography yet. His production teeters between boom bap, drumless & lo-fi hip hop bringing on a couple guests to join him in recapping these past 14 months in roughly 25 minutes.

Score: 8/10