Today, Diddy will be celebrating his 55th birthday in a prison cell. Though that may not be the most ideal place for the rapper to commemorate his born day, he’ll still be getting some special treatment while behind bars. Well, not really.
According to the New York Post, the founder of the iconic Bad Boy Records will be getting basic prison grub for his special day while being locked up at Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center as he awaits trial for sex trafficking, racketeering, and transportation to engage in prostitution. Instead of expensive cuts of meat, chicken, or lobster, Diddy will be feasting on oven-browned potatoes, biscuits and gravy, and bread and oatmeal. And that’s just the breakfast menu.
As the day goes on Diddy will be able to chow down on some pizza along with Italian pasta salad and green beans before ultimately getting some birthday chicken with tofu fried rice with black beans and carrots. We’re not gonna lie, that tofu fried rice sounds low-key fancy for a prison meal. Just sayin’.
While we’re sure Diddy will be reminiscing on his past birthday parties that involved his celebrity friends and allegedly baby oil as far as the eye can see, we doubt many people will be feeling sorry for him now that everyone’s seen that video of him putting hands on Cassie and the atrocious allegations made against him.
Per the New York Post:
Prosecutors claim Diddy forced his alleged victims to participate in “Freak Offs,” aka “elaborate and produced sex performances that Combs arranged, directed, masturbated during, and often electronically recorded.”
They accuse him of drugging his alleged victims to keep them “obedient and compliant,” sometimes for days at a time. Prosecutors claim Diddy would record the “Freak Offs” and use the footage as “collateral” for blackmail, alleging he’d also use guns “to intimidate and threaten” them.
Diddy denied the accusations and pleaded not guilty to the charges.
Well, at least he can have some “breakfast cake” for his birthday, but he’d have to get up at 6 a.m. to do so, and who knows if the cake is worth even getting up that early for. Might as well just use his commissary to get himself a Snickers bar or something later in the day.
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